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Grandma Minnie's The Big, Brave, Boo-boo Balm

Ouchless, crazy effective, and a cult fave among fans, doctors, and beauty editors, our monolaurin & virgin coconut oil "make-it-better" salve is the ultimate skin saver.

Red Better Calm The Heck Down Balm:

Steroid-free salve.

  • More Info

    Grandma Minnie's The Big, Brave, Boo-boo Balm:

    Think of it as a skin "swiss army knife"

    1. Quick, ouchless healing for various cuts, nicks, scrapes, rashes, even minor burns. 

    2. An excellent lip balm that palliates and repairs even very dry, chapping lips and irritated lesions. 

    3. Soothes and softens extremely dry patches of skin (even cracked, flaking skin, eczema, etc.). 

    4. Customers have reported using it as a raw nostril healer in allergy season (and in very dry environments like airplanes or when skiing), a hair fly-away tamer, and an eyebrow shaper, too! 

    Contains coconut-derived monolaurin: 

    1. Natural broad-spectrum, clinically-proven antibiotic that's also antifungal, antiviral, and antiprotozoal. 

    2. As effective as 70% isopropyl alcohol and topical antibiotics, but...

    3. Instead of drying skin out, it softens, soothes and moisturizes. 

    Clinical studies on monolaurin published in medical journals + awarded at an important international dermatology convention

  • VH-Rating

    Grandma Minnie's The Big, Brave, Boo-boo Balm:

    VH -109/109

    (Sans all common allergens North American Contact Dermatitis Group + European Surveillance System on Contact Allergies)

    100% All-Types-of-Fragrance-Dye-Phthalate-Paraben+Preservative-Free. Usage, Patch + Clinically-Tested (In vitro + In Vivo; Evidence-based, Double-blind, Randomized)

    For all types. Non-comedogenic. Non-drying, Pediatrician-approved for women, men + children ages 0+.


    Red Better Calm The Heck Down Balm

    VH -109/109

    sans all common allergens, extended allergen series: North American Contact Dermatitis Group + European Surveillance System on Contact Allergies.

    100% All-Types-Of-Fragrance-Free.

    100% Dye, Phthalate, Paraben + Preservative-Free. Usage, Patch + Clinically Tested (in vivo + in vitro).

    Non-Comedogenic. Non-Drying. For All Skin Types; for angry, quickly-triggered skin. For Men + Women.

    Click here to read more about our VH Rating System

  • To Use

    Grandma Minnie's The Big, Brave, Boo-boo Balm:

    Apply on unhappy areas as needed (if tender, dab instead of spreading). Get medical assistance if no improvement is seen in 24 hours or immediately if signs of infection occur.

    Red Better Calm The Heck Down Balm:

    Dot a tiny speck on affected areas and spread gently. Apply 1x-a-day (up 2x-a-day maximum) for up to 2 weeks only.If condition worsens or continues, see a dermatologist. Prevention with the Red Better line + our hair/ body/ bath care is important. For use on children, ask your pediatrician.

  • Ingredients

    Grandma Minnie's The Big, Brave, Boo-boo Balm:

    Petrolatum, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut Oil), Glyceryl Laurate.

    Red Better Calm The Heck Down Balm:

    Aqua/Water/Eau, Glycerin, Cyclopentasiloxane, Potassium Azeloyl Diglycinate, Neopentyl Glycol Dicaprylate/Dicaprate, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Glyceryl Laurate, Steareth-2, Steareth-21, Butylene Glycol, Camellia Sinensis Leaf Extract, Caprylyl Glycol, 1,2-Hexanediol, Citric Acid, Sodium Phytate.